I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You can't special order awesome
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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