its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
