Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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