So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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