Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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