I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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