Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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