I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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