Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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