Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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