I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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