yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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