nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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