Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just had sex on a roof
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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