even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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