Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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