I wish I could teleport
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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