Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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