She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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