I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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