I think I am morally bankrupt
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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