so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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