He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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