Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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