The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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