3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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