Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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