doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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