is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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