he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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