Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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