shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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