$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
a search helicopter?!
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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