i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
