Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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