her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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