I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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