So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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