so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
