so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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