I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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