Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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