she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD