he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room