so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.