And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.