Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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