My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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