ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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