Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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