Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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