This is not my ceiling
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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