Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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