I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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