discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i dont even know how to be here
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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