i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
