I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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