i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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