thus making me awesome and them whores
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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