PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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