Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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